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Five O, Here Comes to Po Po! is the second overall episode of Heroic Gaming's Series.

Synopsis Edit

Taking place before the first episode, before Lee and Ralph were in jail.

Transcript Edit

  • The episode begins at Lee's university class, where Ralph is at the door.
  • Ralph: Boy! Boy! (Opens the door) Is my boy in here?
  • Lee's teacher: Excuse me, who are you looking for?
  • Ralph: I'm looking for my brother Boy, he is scrawny as hell and wears a red jacket.
  • Lee is reading.
  • Lee: (Drops the book) Ralph?
  • Ralph: (Puts on sunglasses) Come with me if you want to live.
  • Lee runs to Ralph and high fives him.
  • Lee's teacher: Excuse me, you can't just take one of my students.
  • Ralph: He's not your student, unless...(Gasps) Did you train him? I will kill you!
  • Lee's teacher: Take him! Just take the scrawny human!
  • Lee: Scrawny human... I will kill you!
  • They run out of the classroom and out of the university, until they make it to the car park.
  • Ralph: We have a problem with the police!
  • Lee: Who did you kill this time?
  • Ralph: No one! Get in the car!
  • Lee: What's going...
  • Ralph: Put your seat belt on!
  • They drive off a ramp onto the road of the city highway.
  • Lee: Ralph, what's going on?
  • Ralph: (Tries to sound epic) They found our secret room.
  • Flashback: 2:30 PM. Ralph is working on a new NERF blaster, in the secret room: A NERF blaster lab.
  • Ralph: It's complete! The Archer AS-14!
  • Winston the policeman busts open the door!
  • Winston: Freeze!
  • Ralph: It's the Po Po!
  • He grabs the newly built NERF blaster and aims it at Winston's face, who's aiming a real pistol at Ralph's face.
  • Ralph: Put the gun down. Fight like a man.
  • Winston: Fight like a man?
  • Ralph: Yeah. Fight like a man!
  • They both pull off the 'Mexican standoff' stare. Winston throws his gun onto the floor but Ralph shoots him with the Archer AS-14 which knocks out Winston and escapes with the NERF blaster and Winston's pistol.
  • Winston: Damn Martes family...(Goes back to being knocked out)
  • Cuts back to the present. Ralph is still driving.
  • Ralph: Then he try to shoot me, but I caught the bullet.
  • Lee: Whoa! I've got the most coolest brother in the world.
  • Ralph: And I've got the most intelligent brother in the world...OK, I didn't catch the bullet, but I knocked him out with the Archer AS-14.
  • Lee: OK, still cool, though...
  • Ralph: Yep. Time to get rid of this plastic crud.
  • He pulls out the Archer AS-14 and throws it in front of a police car. The police officer inside drives near the Martes siblings car.
  • Policeman: Hey, do you guys own this NERF blaster? (Picks up the Archer AS-14) Rare green N-Strike paint, rare emerald design, rare model, rare foam missile darts... Modded, possibly.
  • Lee and Ralph look at each other.
  • Lee and Ralph: No.
  • Policeman: Oh really? Then how come I saw it littered from this car?
  • Ralph: Um...That wasn't us.
  • Policeman: Alright, that's it. You two are under arrest!
  • Ralph: Lee, now!
  • Lee pulls out a toothpick and throws it at the policeman's eye.
  • Lee: Step on it!
  • Ralph drives through the highway while the policeman gets a call from the chief of police: the main antagonist Dr Inferno.
  • Dr Inferno: What's going on?
  • Policeman: He's resisting arrest!
  • Dr Inferno: Do they have Muscle Man?
  • The policeman pulls out a 17th century telescope and sees Lee and Ralph with Muscle Man tied up in the back.
  • Policeman: Yup.
  • Dr Inferno is right behind the police man.
  • Dr Inferno: Then interrogate him when they release him.
  • Lee and Ralph find Muscle Man in the back of the car.
  • Lee: So that is why the police are chasing after you.
  • Ralph: No, me and that jerk of a roommate of yours whacked him with keyboards.
  • Lee: Vinnie...Never trust him. Why hit Muscle Man with keyboards? What harm did he cause on you?
  • Ralph: He peed on my lawn while I was mowing the grass.
  • Lee: (Sighs) Let's release him so the police can blame it on him.
  • Ralph: Good idea.
  • They open the door and throw Muscle Man out.
  • Ralph: Hey Lee, listen to this. (Pulls out a megaphone) You know who else is going to jail? Your mom!
  • Muscle Man tries to crawl, but Dr Inferno and a SWAT team find him.
  • Swat Member 1: The Archer AS-14 are still in their car.
  • Swat Member 2: I can confirm that.
  • Dr Inferno chokes Muscle Man.
  • Muscle Man: What's going on...
  • Dr Inferno: Hey! If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your bum and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me? You hear me?!
  • Muscle Man: What? I don't know what's...
  • Dr Inferno: Say what again! Say, What, Again! I dare you, I double dare you son of a bleep bloop, say what one more time!
  • Muscle Man is already dead.
  • Dr Inferno: (Rolls his eyes) Why does this always happen to the suspects every time?
  • Swat Member 2: You do the interrogation, master.
  • Dr Inferno: I know that. But, I hid a trap device in their car when they went past. They can never escape the might of the Ooo Police Force.
  • He presses a button linked to a arm module in his glove and it activates the trap: stopping the car.
  • Lee: What the?
  • Ralph: A trap!
  • Dr Inferno walks up to the car.
  • Dr Inferno: Lee and Ralph Martes, (pulls out two handcuffs) You're both under arrest!
  • Ralph: Hey! My brother never did anything wrong!
  • Dr Inferno: Save it from the judge, emerald hoarders. Never mess with the Ooo Police Force!
  • The episode ends with Lee and Ralph in jail.
  • Lee: Someday, we will get our revenge.
  • Ralph: Yep.
  • Episode ends.

Trivia Edit

  • There must be a Police force in Ooo in the Pre-Mushroom War.
  • The NERF blasters are actually real toys, but Ralph's custom gun isn't.
  • AS stands for 'Air System'.
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